111 Killer Lane
Deadman, AB K1L 1E1
September, 11/2000
Mr. Crude Sanders
Box 13
Candycane, PEI S7A 8R2
Dear Mr. Crude Sanders
Hi my name is Ky, we met about 2 months ago. I don’t know if you remember me but I would like to let you know that my family and I are not Martians that are trying to save the moon for Kerdy Dickus.
I saw your story in the National Enquirer about you being abducted by Martians. I feel that you were intoxicated and couldn’t hear or see clearly. Our house is just different and isn’t a flying saucer. My family is rich because my parents are computer programmers, which would explain the fancy house, the clear phone, the television, and all the flashing lights from the computer supplies.
I hope you realize your mistake now. Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. If you would like to contact me in the future write back to my address.
Regards,
Ky Mori
Ky Mori
Deadman, AB K1L 1E1
September, 11/2000
Mr. Crude Sanders
Box 13
Candycane, PEI S7A 8R2
Dear Mr. Crude Sanders
Hi my name is Ky, we met about 2 months ago. I don’t know if you remember me but I would like to let you know that my family and I are not Martians that are trying to save the moon for Kerdy Dickus.
I saw your story in the National Enquirer about you being abducted by Martians. I feel that you were intoxicated and couldn’t hear or see clearly. Our house is just different and isn’t a flying saucer. My family is rich because my parents are computer programmers, which would explain the fancy house, the clear phone, the television, and all the flashing lights from the computer supplies.
I hope you realize your mistake now. Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. If you would like to contact me in the future write back to my address.
Regards,
Ky Mori
Ky Mori