“Save the Moon for Kerdy Dickus”
Rewrite from Bernie’s perspective
It was two days until Christmas, I was having my pal Jon and 14 year old son Jo over to have a few drinks and play a couple games of cards. At around 9:00pm Jon decided it was time to head home, he was drunk (so was Jo), I offered to drive them home but Jon ensured me that he was capable enough to drive home safely on the icy roads.
Jo is about 6ft, brown hair, very big kid that one is (Jo is short for Jon junior). His father, Jon senior, is short (about 5ft), blonde hair and as skinny as one of those mini sticks that I clean my teeth with. I’ve never met Jon’s wife Lucy before, but I’ve heard that she’s a little petite lady with carrot colored hair.
Well anyways at 9:30pm I finally heard that rusted up, bucket of nuts roll outta my drive. It was icy cold that night with snow just a blowing. I tried my best to convince the two lads to let me drive them home, but you never win those guys. They’re as stubborn as mule on a hot sunny day.
The next day I got a call from Lucy saying that Jon and Jo got in an accident, they were okay, except Jo told her he was abducted by Martians. I told her to give the National Enquirer a call because this will make one heck of a good story.
A few weeks after I got the newspaper from the local village market. The head story was by my surprise NOT the story Lucy told me about but it was actually near the comics. It was a fascinating story. Id say that the things in this town are stranger then you could ever imagine.
Rewrite from Bernie’s perspective
It was two days until Christmas, I was having my pal Jon and 14 year old son Jo over to have a few drinks and play a couple games of cards. At around 9:00pm Jon decided it was time to head home, he was drunk (so was Jo), I offered to drive them home but Jon ensured me that he was capable enough to drive home safely on the icy roads.
Jo is about 6ft, brown hair, very big kid that one is (Jo is short for Jon junior). His father, Jon senior, is short (about 5ft), blonde hair and as skinny as one of those mini sticks that I clean my teeth with. I’ve never met Jon’s wife Lucy before, but I’ve heard that she’s a little petite lady with carrot colored hair.
Well anyways at 9:30pm I finally heard that rusted up, bucket of nuts roll outta my drive. It was icy cold that night with snow just a blowing. I tried my best to convince the two lads to let me drive them home, but you never win those guys. They’re as stubborn as mule on a hot sunny day.
The next day I got a call from Lucy saying that Jon and Jo got in an accident, they were okay, except Jo told her he was abducted by Martians. I told her to give the National Enquirer a call because this will make one heck of a good story.
A few weeks after I got the newspaper from the local village market. The head story was by my surprise NOT the story Lucy told me about but it was actually near the comics. It was a fascinating story. Id say that the things in this town are stranger then you could ever imagine.